From NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THAT

By Paul Homewood

If were Ben Rich, I would stick to weather forecasting!

Does not the clown realise what a fool he has just made of himself?

If global warming caused this downpour, what caused the previous one 30 years ago?

And if this is the first such downpour for 30 or 50 years, they clearly are not becoming more frequent!