By Paul Homewood
It’s time to vote for this year’s Emma Awards!
We decided to recognise a true genius in the field, christening the prizes “the Emmas”, to mark Ms Thompson’s ludicrous devotion to the dark art of shamelessness.
Interest was high, and a close-fought contest saw the awards carried off by Emma Thompson, Barack Obama and Richard Branson, each of whom went far beyond the call of duty in failing to practice what they preach.
With no sign of any outbreak of self-awareness among the eco-elites, we at GWPF decided to make the Emmas awards an annual event, a showcase of all that is most brazen and barefaced in the worlds of eco-luvviedom and politics.
So, this brings us to the nominations for the 2020 hunt for the World’s Greatest Climate Hypocrites.
Help us choose this year’s winner
To help us find the winner, send your nominations to firstname.lastname@example.org, together with a few words about why you think they are deserving of the accolade, in each of the three categories:
* Preening politicians
* Ecowarriers and ecoworrier
* Ludicrous luvvies
Send us your suggestions by 29th December. The winners will be chosen by the judges at the start of next year.
Send your nominations to:
via NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THAT
December 23, 2020 at 04:48AM